It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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