I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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