i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
They are going to name an STD after you.
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in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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