Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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