I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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