We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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