I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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They are going to name an STD after you.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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