The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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