I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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