Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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