Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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