either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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