You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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