if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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