idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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