I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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