it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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