I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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