you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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