There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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