Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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