How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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