You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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