I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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