omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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