Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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