Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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