wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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