Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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