Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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