Whod you bang
She's JV to your varsity
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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