sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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