So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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