At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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