if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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