Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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