Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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