I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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