it wasn't lemon gatorade
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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