Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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