I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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