2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize