We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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