Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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