If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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