my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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