Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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i think im in europe. pls send help
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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