did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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it's like iHOP with fire
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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