no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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