My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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